Thrust it!

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

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rneerkat:

i was going to do a diet but i think ill weight

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santanist:

getting measured at victorias secret then being redirected to kids gap for your proper bra fit 

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sassyfitbelle:

Most accurate thing I’ve ever seen.

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slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

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gabilliamqueen:

i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking

haha

guess whos gettin that dick

not u

me

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amoying:

amoying:

what did one corn kernel say to the other kernel?

what’s poppin?

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pepsie:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

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