May 2013
azulaang:
older-aang:
theinvisiblemonsters:
abukkitofcelestialintent:
do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games
because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime
if not more
well you’re in luck then
THAT. LAUGH.
Katie Perry was also one those fools too
aleetlepinch:
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4
2008: wow I was so stupid last year
2009: wow I was so stupid last year
2010: wow I was so stupid last year
2011: wow I was so stupid last year
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
2013: wow I was so stupid last year
to be continued
hardcorerockinn:
saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
wimpynoodle:
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
3ridan:
stay out of my lana del way
isurvivedthekobayashimaru:
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him...
best-of-funny:
playmelikeyourstratovarius:
zuky:
mishachu:
funeralfrost:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp
Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
in claymation
X
bitcorn:
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
lifeisdisney:
catch-tveit-if-you-can:
I want a guy who
can dance
can sing
has a big smile
can act
has blue eyes and brown hair
is 6 foot
from New York
plays Enjolras in Les Miserables film
is named Aaron Tveit
Is Aaron Tveit
okay just Aaron Tveit
tempoes:
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
do you ever just wanna kiss your boyfriend but realize you don’t have one
thefaultsinourself:
densofaxis:
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
iwishihadafather:
*picks up cat* *makes cat dance* *puts cat back down*
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
dylanobylan:
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
kikismisandryservice:
reasons why i am late answering your message:
i have been attacked by a pack of wolves
there was a bear
i actually checked your message when i first got it, and decided to respond later, but then forgot about it
hanzukel:
i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it
ok goodnight
wikatiepedia:
crimsoncamellianeko:
forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:
wikatiepedia:
from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this
oh wow look how sarcastic that looks
that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary
DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
friendsofthegaybc:
travisstolls:
friendsofthegaybc:
travisstolls:
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG
Very nice
Thanks
tears-in-the-tardis:
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
